What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:08

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

My iPhone story; (totally can skip if you are not interested) I want to share this because these people made me question whether I’m uncool? weird or totally normal?

“If you have iPhone you can get friends easily specially if you are introvert”

Trust me when I say even today I never showed off my iPhone to anyone. I don’t even hold that in my hand it always remain in my bag dumped however with broken screen funny how I got iPhone?

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Really?

camera quality is great and photos look so good. Totally Disagree androids are getting better and better say by day. Oh who am I to say this well I have iPhone since 5 years and I know how it is. My grandmas jio keypad has better camera than iOS.

let me start where I felt very strange and funny. Today I was watching this video

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If you are thinking this video by him or this post by me is about iPhone you are totally wrong. instead it’s about financial prudence and opulence

I’m buying my first phone so I want to buy something good. it’s applicable if you are grown adult and understand the value of gadget. (Definitely not for teen who demand iphone as their first phone)

iPhone feature and quality is good. I agree

Answer me this. These days guys love anal sex right, if you present them with your ass they will happily nail you into the ground. So why do some guys think it's "sissy" to let women stick a finger up their ass?

apple ecosystem where if you have multiple apple devices it become easy. I agree.

if that’s really the case I don’t have friends why?

My concern is why it’s not treated as just a phone? It’s premium company we pay for the logo just like Gucci, LV, chanel I know that but why people fail to understand that.

Why am I not losing weight despite eating 1500 calories daily? Male 24y 161kg 174cm and obese. My calorie tracking is on point, I mostly eat prepackaged food and occasionally cook for myself measuring only the raw ingredients, yes including the oil.

one of the comment said “iss desh mein Ameer banne se zyada ameer dikhane ka sock hai” and that’s the perfect thing to describe what is happening in India. Financial prudence is totally lost in India.

What?? Since when a simple phone did this? Confidence?😂

but but but….

Can you explain the difference between a shower cap and a hair bonnet?

2 years my iphone settled inside bookshelf because I don’t want to take that out in front of my those friends. Being their photographer always scared me.

I mean I agree to disagree to this statement. It all depends on person to person.

I don’t want to comment on how tier 2/3 people also have iPhone.

While wearing high heels and walking heel to toe, when the toe box hit the floor there is a noise. How do I keep the noise just for the heel?

I have iPhone and I don’t feel confident at all. i don’t understand from where these people are coming from? How does having one damn gadget gives you confident.

Kya…. Kya bola tune (add that meme)

I’m sorry we can never be friends. For me it just scares me because I never really take photos neither mine nor any bodies. And I value the person who interact with me because I’m good to interact with not because I have iPhone. Personal value is more important to me than social validation.

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Look at this

In 2019, when the iPhone 11 had just been released, my brother decided to surprise me by buying me one. His reasoning? Since I never had a phone, and I rarely used one, so I have no knowledge about features, space, ram, Xxx camera pixel. he thought buying good quality phone would be enough for life time😂. I don’t care about trends, model anything and I won’t demand to change to new model again and again.

when I got new phone I posted unboxing video because I badly wanted to look cool 😎 (wink wink) but let me tell you more than me people who watched that were very happy. I got few replies but that one reply scared me “Now we will get good photos” only to realise how uncool I am. Trust me when I say this I never took my iPhone out to college for the very same reason. I can’t be photographing clowns 🤡

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I’m a minimalist person never wears bling extravagant luxurious jewellery or cloths and who is boring according to my family because they are total show off (don’t hate them🙏🏻😂)

yes, you read that correct, that’s what one of the ‘kool people’ said, sounds ridiculous and rubbish I know but it’s true most people believe in that. Can’t believe what is happening in India right now the madness in people to show they are cool people is increasing day by day.

Opulence refers to great wealth or luxuriousness, often characterized by a lavish display of wealth and an extravagant lifestyle. Either you actually have that wealth or you simply show off.

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or

let me explain; me? No no Google will explain😂

jokes apart…..

Are there any free websites or platforms where authors can promote their books and connect with readers who are interested in their work?

I don’t want to debate on how half of the population don’t buy iphone if we did not had EMI option

Just iPhone really? Nobita had f***g doremon even he was never confident.

In this video narrator (Mohak Mangal) was discussing with ‘kool people’ why did they brought iPhone some gave valid reasons which is understandable like they said;

Financial prudence refers to being cautious, responsible, and wise in the way you handle money. It involves managing your finances carefully by saving, investing wisely, avoiding unnecessary debt, and ensuring you live within or below your means.

(I hope I can show their faces😧🤔)

My brother also joked that maybe with the iPhone, I’d finally learn to “show off” like the rest of them. I really tried to be like cool iPhone users. Though, I’m not quite sure I’ve mastered that yet! oh let me tell you the aftermath. at that time I was surrounded by mad people who were so crazy over the top to take photos everyday, every hour, every minute. I don’t judge them their happiness but I used to get irritated because how they used to never satisfied with any photos. They needed professional photographer at that point 🙄